Replica Rolex WatchPhoto byDavid Thomas
” Dictionaries are like watches, the worst is better than none and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.” Samuel Johnson
Can I really write an article about buying a Fake Rolex from TEMU? Maybe, I am curious if I can be a wrist model, if my day job runs dry, let me know. I don’t have one of those sexy Matthew McConaughey wrists, mine are not manicured or sexy, but just a boring writers wrist from thinking too much and trying to talk about silly things with my pen. So my youngest daughter, Sophia purchased some make up from the App TEMU, and of course I got stuck with the bill so I decided to see what TEMU had and low and behold they have in abundance my favorite thing, watches. I have collected watches since I was young, and my bank account doesn’t support my passions so you’ll never see a Breitling or Rolex in my watch case. Which is okay because I actually love fake ones, and TEMU doesn’t disappoint. Like Dave Chappelle’s character in the movie, Half baked when he stumbles into the vault full of Marijuana, my eyes and legs grew weak as I typed in Fake Rolex and saw that TEMU had hundreds of various watches all replicas of some expensive brand. I bought a red one. It doesn’t say Rolex like the Fake ones you’d buy in New York or else where.
” So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said” analogue.” I said ” NO, just a watch.”
Tim Vine
As I write this Andy Rooney’s voice is in my head, you know the guy from 60 minutes as a kid I loved the way that guy talked about things. In the end of his speech there was some deep human truth that he shared that if you grasped it could change your life, but I digress. My Watch says VOLAKO, not Rolex but if you look at it, you can tell it definitely is a Rolex Replica. The Band isn’t heavy, I love the red watch face and to be honest it cost me twice as much to get it sized for my non sexy wrist as it did for the watch. I paid $5 for the watch and it cost $10 to have links removed so it would fit perfectly. I actually out of all of my watches love this one, and since I have an OCD fetish for watches will be buying allot more, you’re welcome Temu.
” I love watches, the mechanism.” Gael Monfils
I love the sound of a watch, the ticking, it is a constant companion throughout your day as you navigate work, kids and appointments. I look at mine frequently if I am talking to someone annoying who is rambling, I look at it allot. A watch is like a daily calendar on you’re wrist, counting minutes and seconds instead of days and years. I’ve never bought an expensive calendar either to be honest, I am 48 years old in September, I find myself pausing to weigh my life and the events I’ve seen and experienced. To be honest there is so much I haven’t done, and I don’t want to leave this earth without doing them. Calendars, watches real, fake or expensive are the persistent guardians of our souls and lives reminding us that there are things to be done and seen. People to be loved, sights to be seen a life being counted, tik tok, tik tok, second by second, minute by minute, so I should really go and live.
Holy crap Andy Rooney would be happy, I wrote 600 words about a fake Rolex, I didn’t think I could do it.
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